From somebody's Facebook status

". . . Regarding the Higgs - those on the in have been aware of today's annoucement for some weeks. No Nobel Prizes to be given out just yet, but at least we've cornered the elusive fucker into a narrow alley. No escaping now! As is typical in an international manhunt, it's not so interesting THAT we've found our fugitive, so much as WHERE we found it, and who we found it with. Locked in a bunker with knickers tied around its head? Or in plain sight masquerading as a new age healer . . ."